me again yo
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and hed just lie with them and sleep among them and theyd rub against him and chirp at him theyre big fucking babies
FUN FACT: My best friends all worked at the st. louis zoo, and one day they discovered the cheetah out walking about, all chill. They helped wrangle it back into the enclosure and no one was hurt.
This is kind of what New Boy and I did. I was like “I’m a crazy mess” and he was like “me too.” I was like, “here’s what I look like in pajamas and no makeup” and he was like “Awesome.” I was like “I take anti-depressants” and he was like “Me too. I take Pristiq.” and I was like “Zoloft.” And now we’re very happy together.